Every writer with half a brain knows to surround himself or herself with editors who are smarter, far more articulate and infinitely better looking.
Anecdotes don’t make good stories. Generally, I dig down underneath them so far that the story that finally comes out is not what people thought their anecdotes were about.
Ever heard of a carpenter not going to work because he has “carpenter’s block”? If a writer can’t write, it’s because he doesn’t really want to, he isn’t ready to get it on paper or he’s just plain lazy.
My aim is to put down what I see and what I feel in the best and simplest way I can tell it.
The most valuable of all talents is that of never using two words when one will do.
Critics are people who sit on the mountaintop and look down on the battlefield. When the fighting is finished, they take it upon themselves to come down from the mountain and shoot the survivors.
Do you know what a playwright is? A playwright is someone who lets his guts hang out on the stage.
Books aren’t written, they’re rewritten. Including your own. It is one of the hardest things to accept, especially after the seventh rewrite hasn’t quite done it.
Do not place a photograph of your favorite author on your desk, especially if the author is one of the famous ones who committed suicide.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwards.
No writer has ever yet been known to hang himself as long as he had another chapter left.
No one can write decently who is distrustful of the reader’s intelligence or whose attitude is patronizing.
There are three primal urges in human beings: Food, sex, and rewriting someone else’s play.

























