Every writer with half a brain knows to surround himself or herself with editors who are smarter, far more articulate and infinitely better looking.
Do you know what a playwright is? A playwright is someone who lets his guts hang out on the stage.
Thank your readers and the critics who praise you, and then ignore them. Write for the most intelligent, wittiest, wisest audience in the universe: Write to please yourself.
If you have an idea that you genuinely think is good, don’t let some idiot talk you out of it.
I have a structured songwriting process. I start with the music and try to come up with musical ideas, then the melody, then the hook, and the lyrics come last.
Substitute “damn” every time you’re inclined to write “very”; your editor will delete it and the writing will be just as it should be.
Keep a small can of WD-40 on your desk — away from any open flames — to remind yourself that if you don’t write daily, you will get rusty.
Everybody walks past a thousand story ideas every day. The good writers are the ones who see five or six of them. Most people don’t see any.
The fact is, I don’t know where my ideas come from. Nor does any writer. The only real answer is to drink way too much coffee and buy yourself a desk that doesn’t collapse when you beat your head against it.
If the sex scene doesn’t make you want to do it — whatever it is they’re doing — it hasn’t been written right.
Writing is the only thing that, when I do it, I don’t feel I should be doing something else.
Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs.
Writers aren’t people exactly. Or, if they’re any good, they’re a whole lot of people trying so hard to be one person.
My aim is to put down what I see and what I feel in the best and simplest way I can tell it.
You may be able to take a break from writing, but you won’t be able to take a break from being a writer.
There are three primal urges in human beings: Food, sex, and rewriting someone else’s play.
Ever heard of a carpenter not going to work because he has “carpenter’s block”? If a writer can’t write, it’s because he doesn’t really want to, he isn’t ready to get it on paper or he’s just plain lazy.
If you haven’t got an idea, start a story anyway. You can always throw it away, and maybe by the time you get to the fourth page you will have an idea, and you’ll only have to throw away the first three pages.
Do not place a photograph of your favorite author on your desk, especially if the author is one of the famous ones who committed suicide.

























