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My aim is to put down what I see and what I feel in the best and simplest way I can tell it.

Ernest Hemingway

The first chapter sells the book; the last chapter sells the next book.

Mickey Spillane

Just don’t be boring!

Robert Liebmann

I don’t care if a reader hates one of my stories, just as long as he finishes the book.

Roald Dahl

If the sex scene doesn’t make you want to do it — whatever it is they’re doing — it hasn’t been written right.

Sloan Wilson

Plot is, I think, the good writer’s last resort and the dullard’s first choice.

Stephen King

It’s an accepted fact that all writers are crazy; even the normal ones are weird.

William Goldman

It took me fifteen years to discover I had no talent for writing, but I couldn’t give it up because by that time I was too famous.

Robert Benchley

Editor: A person employed by a newspaper, whose business it is to separate the wheat from the chaff, and to see that the chaff is printed.

Elbert Hubbard

If you start with a bang, you won’t end with a whimper.

T.S. Eliot

Do not place a photograph of your favorite author on your desk, especially if the author is one of the famous ones who committed suicide.

Roddy Doyle

The fact is, I don’t know where my ideas come from. Nor does any writer. The only real answer is to drink way too much coffee and buy yourself a desk that doesn’t collapse when you beat your head against it.

Douglas Adams

Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs.

Christopher Hampton

If you wait for inspiration to write, you’re not a writer. You’re a waiter.

Dan Poynter

Keep a small can of WD-40 on your desk — away from any open flames — to remind yourself that if you don’t write daily, you will get rusty.

George Singleton

Thank your readers and the critics who praise you, and then ignore them. Write for the most intelligent, wittiest, wisest audience in the universe: Write to please yourself.

Harlan Ellison

No one can write decently who is distrustful of the reader’s intelligence or whose attitude is patronizing.

E. B. White

Stories are never too long or too short. They’re too interesting or too boring.

William Shawn

If you have an idea that you genuinely think is good, don’t let some idiot talk you out of it.

Stan Lee

Do you know what a playwright is? A playwright is someone who lets his guts hang out on the stage.