What I loved most about calling myself a reporter was that it gave me an excuse to show up anyplace.
No writer has ever yet been known to hang himself as long as he had another chapter left.
I do not over-intellectualize the production process. I try to keep it simple: Tell the damned story.
Do you know what a playwright is? A playwright is someone who lets his guts hang out on the stage.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwards.
The reason 99% of all stories written are not bought by editors is very simple. Editors never buy manuscripts that are left on the closet shelf at home.
If you have an idea that you genuinely think is good, don’t let some idiot talk you out of it.
Keep a small can of WD-40 on your desk — away from any open flames — to remind yourself that if you don’t write daily, you will get rusty.
If my poetry aims to achieve anything, it’s to deliver people from the limited ways in which they see and feel.
I get up in the morning, torture a typewriter until it screams, then stop.
Critics are people who sit on the mountaintop and look down on the battlefield. When the fighting is finished, they take it upon themselves to come down from the mountain and shoot the survivors.
Everybody walks past a thousand story ideas every day. The good writers are the ones who see five or six of them. Most people don’t see any.
A true author, no matter the medium, is an artist with godlike knowledge of his subject, and the proof of his authorship is that his pages smack of authority.
If the sex scene doesn’t make you want to do it — whatever it is they’re doing — it hasn’t been written right.

























