My own experience is that once a story has been written, one has to cross out the beginning and the end. It is there that we authors do most of our lying.
The fact is, I don’t know where my ideas come from. Nor does any writer. The only real answer is to drink way too much coffee and buy yourself a desk that doesn’t collapse when you beat your head against it.
Writing is the only thing that, when I do it, I don’t feel I should be doing something else.
Ever heard of a carpenter not going to work because he has “carpenter’s block”? If a writer can’t write, it’s because he doesn’t really want to, he isn’t ready to get it on paper or he’s just plain lazy.
No one can write decently who is distrustful of the reader’s intelligence or whose attitude is patronizing.
Keep a small can of WD-40 on your desk — away from any open flames — to remind yourself that if you don’t write daily, you will get rusty.
Writing a novel is like driving a car at night. You can only see as far as your headlights, but you can make the whole trip that way.
You may be able to take a break from writing, but you won’t be able to take a break from being a writer.
A good novel tells us the truth about its hero; but a bad novel tells us the truth about its author.
I haven’t got 10 rules that guarantee success, though I promise I’d share them if I did. The truth is that I found success by stumbling off alone in a direction most people thought was a dead end, breaking all the 1990s shibboleths about children’s books in the process.
My aim is to put down what I see and what I feel in the best and simplest way I can tell it.
To me, movies and music go hand in hand. When I’m writing a script, one of the first things I do is find the music I’m going to play for the opening sequence.
The reason 99% of all stories written are not bought by editors is very simple. Editors never buy manuscripts that are left on the closet shelf at home.
When writing a novel, that’s pretty much entirely what life turns into: “House burned down. Car stolen. Cat exploded. Did 1,500 easy words, so all in all it was a pretty good day.”

























