In Hollywood, the woods are full of people that learned to write but evidently can’t read. If they could read their stuff, they’d stop writing.
A writer without interest or sympathy for the foibles of his fellow man is not conceivable as a writer.
You may be able to take a break from writing, but you won’t be able to take a break from being a writer.
The most valuable of all talents is that of never using two words when one will do.
Writing a novel is like driving a car at night. You can only see as far as your headlights, but you can make the whole trip that way.
I haven’t got 10 rules that guarantee success, though I promise I’d share them if I did. The truth is that I found success by stumbling off alone in a direction most people thought was a dead end, breaking all the 1990s shibboleths about children’s books in the process.
Do you know what a playwright is? A playwright is someone who lets his guts hang out on the stage.
Writers aren’t people exactly. Or, if they’re any good, they’re a whole lot of people trying so hard to be one person.
Writing is the only thing that, when I do it, I don’t feel I should be doing something else.
It took me fifteen years to discover I had no talent for writing, but I couldn’t give it up because by that time I was too famous.
The fact is, I don’t know where my ideas come from. Nor does any writer. The only real answer is to drink way too much coffee and buy yourself a desk that doesn’t collapse when you beat your head against it.
Thank your readers and the critics who praise you, and then ignore them. Write for the most intelligent, wittiest, wisest audience in the universe: Write to please yourself.
I have a structured songwriting process. I start with the music and try to come up with musical ideas, then the melody, then the hook, and the lyrics come last.
Socially, a journalist fits in somewhere between a whore and a bartender. But spiritually he stands beside Galileo. He knows the world is round.

























